“RICK SANTORUM” — A BLR Soundbite
“It was barftastic…”
(via Push it somewhere else Patrick - lets take everyone who believes in faithbased healing and)
Sounds like a plan!
Ramen.
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Yes! XD
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Mew?
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Throw salt over your shoulder to end world hunger.
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I volunteered at the Salvation Army center around here a couple years ago, helping families pick out toys. It was really fun and I thought I was doing a good thing until two men came in. They were in poor shape, they wore a lot of layers and their jackets and pants had dirt and dust on them. I think they had been sleeping outside. They were coming in to get food from the kitchen, and one of the staff members took them to another room that wasn’t the kitchen. After a while, they were both escorted out of the building. I learned later that day they were kicked out because the staff speculated they were a gay couple and didn’t want to cater to those kind of people.
I can’t even look at the bellringers without being ashamed of them. They help a lot of people, but I don’t want to contribute to a group that still considers homosexuality to be condemnatory.
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LOL
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Your dad was apathetic before you were and he could give two shits that he’s up on my blog right now to prove it. Nothing fired him up with excitement back in the day. Hell, he could have received a personal invitation from Heff to the Playboy mansion for a cocaine-bunny-sex-orgy-laser show and he would’ve RSVP’ed with “maybe.” He was the most interesting man in the world who was uninterested with the entire world and each day he rose with the same force as a “meh.” He’s never made plans in his entire life, things just sort of happened and he arrived places.
So hipsters, next time you’re laying around wasting days in a park while not committing to any plans for the day because nothing seems worth doing or not showing any emotion because emotions are a mainstream human reaction, remember this…
Your dad was so apathetic that he didn’t even give a shit that you were born.
Much thanks to Amy for today’s awesome photo.
Bahahaha!
